Kick-off Show
National Anthem
First Quarter
Second Quarter
Half-Time Show
Third Quarter
Fourth Quarter
- Chipmunk face. Katie Couric's hair looks like a chipmunk tried to have his way with it. When the hairstyle goes to that purposely disheveled look, you know that age is becoming a factor. What's a supposedly serious news anchor doing on a Super Bowl anyway? Don't we get enough of that saccharine smile during the week?
- The entertainment on the field is weird, stupid, disjointed. Latin artists don't belong in the Super Bowl playing their Latin rhythms. The Super Bowl is 100% American apple pie not corn tortilla. Oh well, I suppose when in Rome...
National Anthem
- Billy Joel was lackluster. No big deal.
- A new one for me. Shot of a spastic looking what's-her-name signing the anthem.
First Quarter
- Kick off. Um. Can I change my prediction?
- Colt's first possession. Manning doesn't have the luxury of shaking off the Super Bowl jitters as he starts being down by 7. Result, interception.
- Colt's second possession. Wide open receiver. TD. Oh, crap, they pulled a Romo... no extra point. 7-6 Bears.
- Hello. Fumble recovery on return. Colt's ball!
- The rain is going to make this one interesting. Bears' ball on fumble recovery.
- Bears 14-6.
- Woohoo. Another fumble recovery for Colts - at the Bears' 44.
- 4 turnovers in the first quarter.
- Bears 14 Colts 6
Second Quarter
- Colts stopped short on 3rd and 9. Time for a field goal.
- Colts 9 Bears 14.
- Bears fail to get a first down on first possession in second quarter. Good.
- Manning completes and Colts are in Bear territory.
- Another 17-yard pass thrown on the run. Colts are inside the 20. Yeah.
- Oooh baybeh! Touch Down Colts from the 1. Easy now...
- Colts 16 - Bears 14!!
- Haha! No first down again for Bears.
- Another first down for Colts. Just don't let it slip out of your hands....
- Dammit all! Colts fumble. Bears recover. Looked like a little girl getting her dolly taken from her arms.
- Oi! Colts get it back at Bears 35.
- Colts fail to convert on 3rd and short.
- Time for a field goal.
- What's going on here? Commercial break? Huh?
- Here we go. Crap. Wide.
- End of first half. Colts 16 Bears 14. Go Colts.
Half-Time Show
- Half-time surprise for bloggers. Special commentary will be provided by our own Jamie R, from Down Under. He's covering for me while I run to the store. Stay tuned....
- Who'd a thought little girls could be so vicious. It seems from the flood of emails that they've got their little petticoats in a collective wad by my earlier comment. It was rather thoughtless. I hereby officially retract my statement. There is NO way a little girl would allow her dolly to be ripped from her arms that easily.
- Jamie's Super Bowl Halftime Show Commentary
Okay time for some expert analysis yankaroonies.
Pitch black, fireworks.
Here comes Prince.... oh I hope there's no Janetgate with the colour purple.
Prince became famous for primarily singing about such family friendly topics as masturbation and lots of sex, so I expect a 180 tonight and the best rendition of Wake Up Jeff! so far, albeit with lots of gyrating.
It's a big Prince symbol stage, that used to be his name, what a douche. What's that song? Old, not his. I think he's now making love to the guitar, FCC is watching.
Another song that's not his I don't think. His music has handicapped him.
Now he's slowing it down, still with the guitar, I think the guitar is hiding his boner. He looks like he's going for the anorexic Aunt Jemima look with that rag on his head.
He's not playing that guitar! Just noticed, what a douche. New guitar, purple rain. No more rag, now a big cloth with his silhouette, FCC there is a problem it looks like a giant penis when he turns to the side.
Fireworks, it's over. No racy stuff, but purple rain during rain, eh. Eh. - Thank you, K-Bear. Very insightful and amusing as I expected it would be.
Third Quarter
- Yes. Colts get the ball and a first down. Good start.
- Colts are driving.
- False start penalty on Colts. Just realized, not many flags so far.
- Rats. 4th and 2 inside the Bears 20... What to do?
- Haha! Sneaky little Colts. Trying to catch the defense short a man!
- Oh fudge. Didn't work. Colts charged with a timeout. Hope it doesn't come back to bite them.
- Colts have to settle for a 44-yard field goal. Colts 19 Bears 14.
- OK. Let's 1-2-3 and punt, Bears.
- OK. Let's 1-2-3 and out, NOW...
- Good time for a sack.
- Hey hey! Double sack! PUNT!
- K-Bear, did you catch that commentary? "Looked like Australian Rules Football there for a minute"
- Sweet run!
- Face mask on Bears! That's not nice. Colts on the Bears 10.
- Ooh. Nice catch but out of the end zone...
- 3rd and goal from the 10. Shoot. Short by a couple.
- Field goal attempt and flag. Won't help so it's declined. That's fine. We're up 22 to 14.
- That's not smart, Colts. Personal foul, 15 yard penalty. Puts Bears in good field position. Stupid crap like that can change the whole momentum of a game.
- Bears pick up a first down in Colt territory.
- Hold em Colts. Good time for a another turn over.
- Ooh. Almost intercepted.
- Bears get 3 on a 44-yard field goal. Colts 22 - Bears 17
- Colts lose 3 yards. 2nd and 13
- That's an awful close one there. Colts challenge call. Catch or no catch. Feet in or out... let's see... Looks good for Colts...
- Yes! Colts win the challenge. 3rd and 2!!! Let's convert.
- 1st down Colts. No prob.
- Colts 22 Bears 17 after 3 quarters
Fourth Quarter
- Colts need a first down here
- Didn't get it. Fine. Don't let the Bears get good field position here and hold them.
- Touch back.
- Haha! Holding on the Bears. You don't get that first down and you lost 10!
- Ooh. Completion, first down and more for the Bears.
- Ain't life grand. Interception, run back for a touch down!!!
- Oh-oh. Bears challenge. Did he step out? Looking at the replays, I say NO!
- YES! Touchdown!! Extra point good. Colts 29 Bears 17.
- OK. Let's break the Bears' spirit right here on this possession. 1-2-3 and out!
- Fudge. Bears pick up the first down.
- This is getting quite enjoyable now. Colts intercept a long pass...
- ...but there's a flag
- Offsetting penalties. Colts keep ball. Get a first down.
- Sacked! Dammit. 3rd and 18 now.
- Punt now. Put the Bears in the hole.
- OK. Bears start on their own 8. Hold em to 3 or just get another interception for another touchdown... I'll be happy either way...
- Oops. First down Bears on their 25.
- Colts need to stop this possession ASAP. Bears on the 40.
- Going for 4th and 9. Time is running out for the Bears.
- Phew! Close but no cigar! Colts take over.
- Nice run. 1st down Colts.
- 2-minute warning! Colts have the ball inside the 20.
- No gain on 3rd down. Short field goal coming up for the Colts.
- What? They're going for 4th down? Huh.
- Oh. Just playing it safe. I see. Kind of stupid, I think. Anyway, Bears get the ball in the hole.
- Should be the final possession for the Bears here.
- No time outs for the Bears. It's about over now...
- 10.. 5... 3.. 2.. 1! Colts win Super Bowl XLI!!!
- AND since the Dallas Cowboys beat the Colts during regular season, this of course means they would have been Super Bowl XLI champs! Hey! Let me have that much!
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