It seems there's a certain Giraffe around these parts who has lost his mind. Out of nowhere he starts up with the trash talk: Vikings are gonna stomp the Cowboys. One wonders what this Giraffe has been smoking, or eating, or popping. Maybe with his head being way up there, there's a little bit of oxygen deprivation going on. I'm a little worried. No one, or thing, in his right mind would make such an insanely ridiculous outlandish statement. But there you have it.
Anyone willing to help poor Giraffe regain his senses is certainly welcome to try. The shock of the reality facing him on Sunday might be too hard for him to take if he isn't first prepared for it.
The Dallas Cowboys will give the Minnesota Vikings such a whoopin' that the Viqueens will be crying like little girls by the end of the game. I can't discuss the details of how it will all go down because my vibes haven't started vibing yet (and I don't know diddly squat about football) but I did want to post this so that we may reach out to our dear, insane Giraffe as soon as possible. D-Day will be here before you know it, then it will be too late.
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