Me and My Big Mouth

This is my very first movie - as actress, director and writer! The title is "Me and My Big Mouth" LOL. You guys should try it. It's fun, easy and free.

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WaterBoy ~

HA-HA-HA-HA

That was vair-EE fun-ee Tay-LORE. It is good that YOU can poke fun AT yore-self.

HA-HA-HA-HA

Jan 19, 2010 17:10

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Taylor ~

Heh.

Oi, I'm always laughing at myself.

When I learned about that site today, I had to dramatize my epic fail. It really was fun to make.

Jan 19, 2010 17:19

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bob k. mando ~

*golfclap*

so ... do you already have movies made for either possible outcome of the Viqueens game?

for myself, i'm rooting for Brett to get a concussion.

Jan 19, 2010 17:24

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bob k. mando ~

i'm disappointed that your avatar isn't wearing a gun.

Jan 19, 2010 17:25

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Taylor ~

There aren't many characters to choose from. Going by the different characters, the designers of that app are very probably liberals. So, no way there'd be any guns.

Yeah, well, we'll see if I have to make another movie. If this Taylor character doesn't shut her big mouth, there will be sequels.

Jan 19, 2010 17:33

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EN ~

You not only admitted you were wrong, but made a movie about it. THAT'S CLASS!

Jan 19, 2010 22:55

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Taylor ~

As I just commented at Vox's, it's hardly a grand gesture to admit something that is so obvious. There is no wiggle room for me in this one. Heh.

But, if you notice, I still have an attitude. :) Oh yeah.

Jan 19, 2010 23:18

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Giraffe ~

Nice. I definitely should get best supporting actor.

Jan 19, 2010 23:24

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Taylor ~

Yeah, you're definitely a better actor there. I display the acting ability of Jessica Simpson on painkillers.

Jan 19, 2010 23:36

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Difster ~

That movie was Taylor Made to admit guilt. Sorry for the bad pun and I'm probably not the first person to use your name that way but it's still funny to me and that's all that matters.

It's just too bad there wasn't a crow available in the movie to eat.

Jan 20, 2010 03:40

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Taylor ~

I see subtlety wouldn't be your style of directing. Difster Tarantino...
Eat a crow. Ick.

Jan 20, 2010 04:45

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AJW308 ~

I'd guess that crow tastes like chicken.

That was funny in an odd kind of way. I know there are web based text-to-speech synthesizers out there with different sexes and nationalities. That early 90's style was hard to listen to, but the dialog was mesmerizing.

Major kudos for standing by your words (though I'd expect nothing less from you) and more kudos for not backing down from your anti-Viqueens position (though now I wonder how you'll top this, if (and when) the Purple Farves (I don't like the Vikings either) win), but with that second batch of kudos I wonder if you can realize when some positions can't be defended and need to be abandoned.

Also, why, with no background in American Football, why do you have such a strong opinion?

Jan 20, 2010 16:44

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Taylor ~

No background in American Football? I was raised in Dallas, Texas, USA since the age of 9. You don't think a little football, especially the Dallas Cowboys variety, would have rubbed off on this Argentine?

Unlike most of today's immigrants, my family abandoned most everything from that rotten country we had left behind, and embraced everything from our new homeland.

We'll see how the Saint progress. If they go all the way, I won't have to worry about acquiring a taste for crow...

Jan 20, 2010 17:10

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AJW308 ~

I though you had said that you don't know much about the game: "and I don't know diddly squat about football" and yes, I'd have thought Texas would have deported you if you hadn't supported the Cowboys.

I'm now concerned about your sanity ;P

Jan 20, 2010 19:57

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Taylor ~

Oh, I know enough about football to yap it up and make a fool of myself, but not enough for intelligent analysis of the game.

You are just NOW concerned about my sanity? Hmmm. Cold neurons don't fire too well, I suppose... :)

Jan 20, 2010 20:16

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Difster ~

I see subtlety wouldn't be your style of directing. Difster Tarantino...

No, I suppose not. Subtlety has never been one of my personality traits.

Jan 20, 2010 20:19

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Trash Talk Gone Wild

It seems there's a certain Giraffe around these parts who has lost his mind. Out of nowhere he starts up with the trash talk: Vikings are gonna stomp the Cowboys. One wonders what this Giraffe has been smoking, or eating, or popping. Maybe with his head being way up there, there's a little bit of oxygen deprivation going on. I'm a little worried. No one, or thing, in his right mind would make such an insanely ridiculous outlandish statement. But there you have it.

Anyone willing to help poor Giraffe regain his senses is certainly welcome to try. The shock of the reality facing him on Sunday might be too hard for him to take if he isn't first prepared for it.

The Dallas Cowboys will give the Minnesota Vikings such a whoopin' that the Viqueens will be crying like little girls by the end of the game. I can't discuss the details of how it will all go down because my vibes haven't started vibing yet (and I don't know diddly squat about football) but I did want to post this so that we may reach out to our dear, insane Giraffe as soon as possible. D-Day will be here before you know it, then it will be too late.

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Difster ~

Oh Taylor, I'm so sorry that you've gone completely and possibly incurably loca.

Just about this time tomorrow, when your illusions have been shattered and your delusions have been exposed to the cold, hard light of truth, there may be hope for your recovery.

I feel sorry for you that you live in such a state of mind that you must resort to publicly embarrassing yourself.

Please understand, we're not angry about your thoughts on this matter, we realize that you are no longer in control of your ability to observe reality.

I only hope that you will some day recover from your condition and attempt to lead a normal life, free of such lies and nonsense.

Jan 16, 2010 21:24

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Taylor ~

I see the sickness has claimed yet another victim. So very sad. It feels like a tiny little tear is welling up inside my tear gland even as I type this comment...

Jan 16, 2010 21:39

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Res Ipsa ~

Taylor,

Great pic. Funny post.

Jan 16, 2010 21:56

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Taylor ~

Funny?! This is serious bidness! Have you ever seen a Giraffe go into shock? Oh, it's not a pretty sight. And now there are two afflicted, with time running out!

I've done all I can, now it's in God's hands. Pray he sends someone who will know exactly what to say to snap these two back from their delirium.

Jan 16, 2010 22:04

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Taylor ~

Res, I had no idea what I was going to write up in this post, but when I saw that picture, I HAD to use it, and it pretty much set the tone for the whole post.

Jan 16, 2010 22:07

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Morris ~

Hmmm, this could be interesting.

Pass the popcorn, please..

Heh.

Jan 17, 2010 01:33

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Taylor ~

Yes, there could very well be some high drama to be had before it's all over. The clock is running down. Less than 17 hours to go before the Cowboys start kicking some Viking butt.

Jan 17, 2010 01:43

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Difster ~

So when is this butt kicking going to start? It's the start of the 2nd Half and it's 17-3. The Cowgirls must just be resting and waiting for the right moment. Yes, that's it.

Don't worry Taylor, help will be available after it's all over. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before rebuilding can begin.

Jan 17, 2010 19:46

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bob k. mando ~

Have you ever seen a Giraffe go into shock?

this wouldn't resemble a large myotonic goat, would it?

Jan 17, 2010 21:40

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farmer Tom ~

Taylor,

May I make a humble suggestion?

Go on vacation, don't take a computer with you,

return to comment here, in, oh say, two or three weeks,

have a nice vacation, best wishes,

Jan 17, 2010 21:43

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Taylor ~

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Fine. I stuck with my team, and got kicked in the teeth.

Jan 17, 2010 22:47

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Taylor ~

Oi, it was such a ridiculous loss. Not even one TD, not even close. There is no returning to the glory days as I had hoped there would be.

It was more wishful thinking than reality. Yes, I was delusional, looking back on it. It's still Wade Phillips, it's still Tony Romo. Their combined IQ wouldn't boil water.

Jan 17, 2010 22:51

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Taylor ~

I see that I shall have to eat large quantities of crow.

Jan 17, 2010 22:55

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Giraffe ~

What a lovely picture of me. I've been away from the internet till now.

It's OK Taylor. We still love you. We'll make allowances for craziness. I am not sure how to handle your rooting for the Cowboys, so I'll just try to overlook it.

Anyhow, I fear the Vikings will get theirs next week.

Jan 18, 2010 14:53

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Taylor ~

A whole post in your honor and you don't even show up for it. And that's an adorable picture.

Oh, I am crazy. I admit it. I was desperately looking a little ray of hope in these dark times, a glimmer of the good old days when the USA was still red, white and blue instead of just red. The Cowboys broke me heart.

I hope the Saints march all over the Vikings!

Jan 18, 2010 16:54

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AJW308 ~

I hate the Vikings as much as any Packer Backer, though I do find myself watching and rooting for a team I call the Purple Farves. That being said, I expected Dallas to win yesterday.

Through the first quarter, I thought Dallas had the momentum and was going to punish the Purple Farves for having the insolence to score on them. Instead I watched a team of athletes work together to beat a talented group of guys.

Though I still can't break myself of the habit of thinking "NOOOoooo!!" every time I hear the announcers say that the Vikings have scored.

Jan 18, 2010 17:25

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Taylor ~

Hey, I have one person on my side!

Yeah, the beginning didn't even hint at the eventual miserable outcome. I thought Dallas started out strong, moving the ball well - that it would at least be a contest. But nooooo.

You know, as little as I know about football, I don't think I was wrong about Romo not being able to come back from behind. He's fine if they score first. Then if the defense can hold the offense, keeping Dallas in front, he'll have the confidence to score again. But put a little pressure on him, and he goes all special olympics.

I just don't think Romo has the mental control and ability to focus in an adverse situation. He'll never wear a Super Bowl ring. Never.

Jan 18, 2010 18:06

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Giraffe ~

I think the game would have turned out very differently if the Vikes had been unable to pressure Romo the homo like they did. The pass defense was looking very soft.

Jan 18, 2010 19:59

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Taylor ~

If, if, if...

No point in crying over spilled Cowboys. At least there's no more chance for suffering or making a complete fool of myself.

Jan 19, 2010 01:42

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