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Friday, June 29, 2007

Copa America 2007: Argentina 4 - 1 USA

Imagine my surprise when I tuned in a few minutes into Argentina's first Copa America match to see the US ahead 1-0. I rubbed my eyes. Could it be? That's imposs... GOOOOOOOLLLLL! Crespo!

That's better. OK, it's 1-1 and soon the spanking shall commence. Not as soon as I expected. The first half ended and the score was still tied at 1-1.

I hope the US side thoroughly enjoyed their first-half success against the 5th-ranked Argentines. They would not fare as well in the second half. Reality stepped onto the field.

It sure was good seeing all the guys together again. I have to admit, Crespo looked much better with the long hair that he sported in the World Cup. It fit him. He seems a bit too civilized-looking in that neat, short cut. Regardless of his hair, he's still an awesome striker, scoring two goals. Cambiasso has apparently given up on hair altogether and completely shaved his head. Tevez, well, he's still The Unfrozen Caveman Striker. He got in on the fun when he went in for Messi and scored the final goal in the 4-1 rout. I expect Messi will make things happen throughout the tournament - and for many years to come as he's only 19.

The Albiceleste has a good chance to go all the way in this Copa America. Sportsbook.com has posted soccer betting odds on Copa America 2007:
    Argentina.... 7/4
    Brazil.... 7/4
    Uruguay.... 10/1
    Mexico.... 8/1
    Venezuela.... 16/1
    Colombia.... 16/1
    Chile.... 20/1
    Paraguay.... 20/1
    USA.... 25/1
    Ecuador.... 40/1
    Peru.... 50/1
    Bolivia.... 150/1

GOLS ARGENTINA 4-1 ESTADOS UNIDOS COPA AMÉRICA 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Pop! Go The Weasels


Teddy needs his teddy and a toddy
GW doesn't know if he's coming or going
Senate Blocks Immigration Bill

The band is still playing on the USSA Titanic.

There is probably a much better caption for this pic, but that's the first thing that came to mind.

Friday, June 22, 2007

There Are More Things In Heaven and Earth


UFO - a cigar-shaped brilliant white light
Reading the linked article from Drudge about a UFO sighting, 'Mile-wide UFO' spotted by British airline pilot, I got to thinking about unexplainable phenomena and how intriguing they are to most of us. We are fascinated by the unknown. We love mysteries.

As for UFOs, I don't know. I do know that some people are nuts or just plain liars. I do know that optical illusions can be very misleading. I do know that governments are always up to something. I do know that Satan is capable of anything. I don't know that aliens from far, far away are cruising about the firmament.

There is one incident that occurred to me that I can say is an honest to goodness mystery. Unexplainable. Just plain weird.

I was at my mother's. My cousin, her boyfriend, my aunt and myself were sitting around the kitchen table, chatting. It was a summer's night. Clear and calm. I'm facing a large window about 20 feet away. The window is not covered, so it's reflecting everything inside like a mirror as it's pitch black outside. Behind me is the kitchen area.

Our conversation is interrupted when suddenly we hear a loud explosion coming directly from behind me in the kitchen area. Facing the window, I not only heard the noise but caught the reflection in that window of a huge flash of bright white light behind me, coinciding with the explosion. There are no appliances in that area.

Immediately after the flash and explosion we hear a long drawn out sound as if the metal garage door is being raised. The garage sits off of the kitchen so it would be heard through the door that leads to the garage. The garage door was not motorized.

Damn! We were all stunned. I jumped up and ran to check the garage, fully expecting the door to be completely raised. Nothing. Everything was normal and undisturbed in there. I checked the fuse box in the kitchen closet. Nothing. I sniffed for a hint of burning and looked around for wisps of smoke. Nothing. There was not a single piece of evidence that anything had just occurred nor a clue to what could have possibly caused all this.

Had I been alone, these events would have me either questioning the state of my sanity or realizing that no one was going to completely believe me. And why should they? It made no sense at all. Fortunately, all four of us saw and heard the exact same thing and there was no drinking involved. We returned to our conversation, wondering what the heck it was that we had all just witnessed.

Ball lightning? An extra-dimensional collision? Matter meets anti-matter? An angel sneezing? Who knows. All I know is that it happened - exactly as described.

Have you guys ever experienced any unexplainable weirdness? Completely sober and with other witnesses, I mean.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Welcome to Wal-Mart & the Third-World

Every time I shop at Wal-Mart I get a slap in the face with the reality of how far the United States of America has sunk into third-world-dom. I will almost always end up walking back to my car, furious, pondering geography, as in, where on this god-forsaken planet can I escape to.

Last night was the last time I will ever shop at that third-world shit-hole. The only reason I ever did shop there is because it's one of the few stores that is open 24 hours a day, whereas the majority close their doors at midnight. You know me, always doing these kinds of things well into the wee hours of the night.

I remember when a largely white majority managed, staffed and patronized the grocery stores. Service was prompt, polite and helpful. The aisles were clean and products neatly arranged on shelves. The customer was treated with respect. They worked hard to do things right. They knew what their customers expected and that if they didn't deliver, the people would take their business elsewhere.

Today, Wal-Mart could not care less about service. They cater to little brown people who have no self-respect, intelligence or expectation of the least bit of service. Accustomed to third-world inefficiencies, nonexistent service, and indifferent, even hostile, attitudes, they are in hog heaven to simply be able to afford food, clothing and even luxuries that they'd never dream of having back in their cockroach-infested, garbage dump of a country.

Wal-Mart knows that as long as they keep their prices low that there will be an endless supply of little brown people who will flood their aisles, day and night, tax-free cash and food stamps in hand, eager to spend it all.

Wal-Mart knows that they no longer have to maintain any level of cleanliness, order or customer service. They can employ the most ignorant, incompetent cashiers, managers, and stockers. Their inventory is often lacking, shelves empty or in disarray, numerous canned goods dented. Seriously, I have to pick through to find those that are intact.

Hey, if the vast majority of their customers are filthy, ignorant Mexicans who do not care, why should Wal-Mart?

It is rare that a cashier will get through all my items without ringing up at least one price incorrectly, always in their favor, or charge me multiple times for a single item. So, I have to check my receipt and keep a close eye on what they're doing. I'm beginning to think that this is not an accident. They've probably figured out how stupid the Mexicans are so they know they can get away with it. This is bad enough, but what is most infuriating and unacceptable is their attitude about correcting their errors.

For example, last night, I bought an artichoke, so I needed some lemons for a lemon-butter sauce to go with it. There were two shelves of lemons. The top shelf was full of large lemons at 63 cents each, the bottom shelf full of smaller lemons at 33 cents each, of which I bought a few. Both prices were clearly marked, which is itself remarkable.

So, I go to check out. I'm watching and sure enough, the cashier rings up the lemons at 50 cents each. I stop her, point out that this is incorrect, and tell her the price of these lemons, and the price of the larger lemons, which aren't 50 cents either. She looks at me with that stupid, empty, indifferent expression that always makes me want to slap the shit out of the person.

She slowly, indifferently, looks around, then calls over a tall, skinny, stupid-looking redneck. I have to repeat what I just finished telling the Mexican cashier. He tells me that 50 cents is the price, there is no other price. Now, this is where I lose my patience. Not only do they just ring up whatever the hell they want, they will argue with you over it, as if you're the one who is mistaken. I insist the price is 33 cents and then have to tell him to go check it himself! Shit!

In other stores, where the Mexican plague has yet to take over, the cashier will immediately get someone to check the price, you get the item free of charge, and she will apologize for the error and inconvenience.

Not at Wal-Mart. God, how I hate that store.

He goes off to check the price now. By this time a line has formed behind me, all Mexicans, standing there - short, stupid, pregnant, a vacuous look on all their faces.

It couldn't take more than two minutes to go where the lemons are, check the price and return, yet more than 5 minutes have passed. Finally, the night manager, a whitetrash, disproportionately giant-assed creature waddles up behind the cashier and tells her that the price is 33 cents, as I had known full well.

I am raising my voice now, complaining how ridiculous it is that they are always getting the prices wrong and wasting not only my time but everyone else's who is standing in line behind me. The bitch acts like she doesn't hear me, turns her back to me, and waddles away! Not a word. Nothing. Total indifference, from both the fat slob and the peon.

The lemons are finally rung up. I immediately pay because I've already calculated the correct price and have the cash, to the penny, ready. And then, to top it all off, Chihuahua brain has forgotten to put a bag of my groceries in my cart. I grab the bag off the carousel, throw it into my cart and get out of there, swearing to never step foot in there again. I had a few other thoughts as well, but I don't need Homeland Security computers printing out my blog's name...

This is just a peek at the third-world and it's coming in all its human-demeaning forms to a neighborhood near you.

Update: Thanks to DF from Eclecticity for summarizing this whole rant quite succinctly.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Cooking - Chicken & Rice, Argentine Style

I've been craving a chicken and rice dish for a while now and since it wasn't going to prepare itself, I got in the kitchen and made it. I don't really enjoy going into a big production just for myself, but eventually, one gets tired of rye crackers and cheese.

Don't let the length of the following recipe scare you. I go into a lot of detail here. It's really a very simple, everyday dish and easy to make.

Chicken and Rice Arroz con Pollo

Ingredients:

4-6 large chicken breasts or thighs or a combination - I prefer skinless, boneless breasts
1 large green or red bell pepper or both
optional: a couple of jalapeño peppers if you want a little spice
1 large yellow onion
1 big fat or 2 smaller carrots
a few fat cloves of garlic
1 28-oz can whole peeled tomatoes
1 16-oz bag of frozen peas
brown rice
salt
black pepper
turmeric
olive oil

Preparing the chicken:

1. Rinse the chicken pieces under cold water.

2. Dry the wet pieces of chicken on a stack of newspapers with a paper towel on top. This is a neat little trick that I came up with when I need to drain something on paper towels. Instead of using up a bunch of paper towels to soak up water or oil, use the newspapers to do the absorbing and only a paper towel on the top layer where the food touches. Always thinking... Anyway, pat dry the top side with another paper towel.

3. Sprinkle salt, pepper and turmeric on the top side of the chicken. I use turmeric quite a bit - in tomato sauces, soups, stews, stir fry, ratatouille, etc. I'm probably all yellow inside, but turmeric has some very good properties. Read more about turmeric here and here.

4. In a large stainless steel skillet, cover the bottom with olive oil and heat.

5. Add the pieces of chicken, the spiced side facing down.

6. Sprinkle salt, pepper and turmeric on the side facing up - the side that wasn't spiced before.

7. Let cook on medium heat. You'll know when it's time to turn the pieces over when they can be lifted from the pan without sticking too much to the bottom. Tongs work nicely for this.

Preparing the veggies:

While the chicken is browning:

1. Cut the peppers in half, lengthwise, remove the seeds and ribs (the white part), cut into thin strips, about 1/4 inch.

2. Do the same with the jalapeños. Be careful how you handle those. You might even want to wear gloves. That stuff gets on your hands and you could hurt yourself or someone else if you touch them afterwards. That oil does not wash off easily. I've done this and then went and put my contacts in my eyes. OWWWW!!!! This is not a traditional ingredient. We don't even have jalapeños in Argentina. I added it myself because I like spicy food and it's good for your metabolism. Again, always thinking...

3. Chop the onion into about 1/2 inch pieces.

4. Peel and grate the entire carrot. You'll never notice it in the finished dish.

5. Coarsely chop a couple of cloves of garlic. The best way to chop garlic is to put the cloves on the chopping board with the peel still on them. Lay the flat part of your knife's blade on top of the clove, then with the base of the palm of your other hand, give it a good whack to flatten the clove underneath. The peel will separate from the garlic and you can pull it off with ease. Boom, boom, flatten and peel your cloves. Now, the smashed garlic cloves are much easier to chop up than if you started with intact, peeled cloves.

Sautéing the veggies:

1. In a 6-quart stainless steel pot, cover the bottom with olive oil and heat until a haze forms over it.

2. Dump in all the vegetables, except the garlic.

3. Stir up, to coat the veggies with the oil.

4. Sprinkle salt, pepper and turmeric over the veggies

5. They should be sizzling nicely.

6. Stir a bit.

Putting it all together:

1. The chicken pieces should have already been turned over and nicely browned on both sides by now. Cut the large pieces, the breasts, in half and add to the sautéing veggies. It's okay if they're still slightly pink in the center.

2. After you transfer all the chicken to the veggies, stir a bit and let it continue to sauté.

3. Add the chopped garlic to the pot now. Stir around.

4. The chicken pan should have some nice brown bits on the bottom. This is why you want a stainless steel pan and not a teflon pan. Add about a cup of water to the pan and heat it up, scraping all those brown bits loose with a wooden spatula. You'll have a nice gravey-colored liquid. There's a lot of flavor there.

5. Add that liquid to the chicken and veggies. Stir and continue to sauté. You're almost done now.

6. Dump the entire can of tomatoes in a blender and puree them quickly, enough that all the tomatoes are liquified and no big solid pieces remain.

7. Pour it all into the chicken and veggies.

8. Add water, both into the tomato can and blender, swish around to get all the remaining tomato juice from each. Dump into the pot.

9. Thinly slice another couple of cloves of garlic. Add to the pot. Stir.

10. Sprinkle some more salt and turmeric in there. Turmeric is a natural thickener. Some idiot on a cooking show was marveling how adding yellow mustard to a sauce magically worked as a thickener. He didn't have a clue that it was the turmeric in the mustard that was doing it. Geesh.

11. Bring to a boil. This won't take long at all.

12. Now, stir in the brown rice. I eyeball it. As a general rule, it's two parts liquid to one part rice. So, keep a tally of how much liquid you've added to this whole thing, including the tomato juice, but you don't want the finished product to be dry like plain rice - you want it a little saucy, so use less than half the amount of liquid. If you need a measure, use the empty can of tomatoes. Fill it about 3/4 full of rice. Considering the added water and the tomato juice, that should be about right. You'd rather have too little rice than too much or there won't be enough liquid to cook it.

13. Bring to a boil. Won't take long. Cover. Turn heat all the way down. Let it cook for thirty minutes. Don't touch it or lift lid at all.

14. While waiting for the rice to cook, take the peas out of the freezer, dump into a colander, run cold water over them to defrost them a bit, then let them sit there.

15. After thirty minutes, you stir in all the peas. Check a couple of grains of rice to see that it's cooked to your liking. Cover and turn up the heat a little. Cook about 5 minutes or more, depending on how soft you like your rice. Turn off heat and let sit, covered, for about 10 minutes.

That's it. It's really a very easy dish to prepare. Nothing fancy, but very tasty, healthy and homemade, with no prepackaged junk or chemicals.

And if it seems too liquidy, don't worry, the liquid will be absorbed by the rice after sitting a while. Serve it up anyway. And it's one of those dishes that's even better reheated the next day for leftovers, after sitting in the fridge overnight.

White rice is traditionally used in this dish, but I don't touch the stuff. It's not good for you. Brown rice, on the other hand, is very good for you, so stick with that.